REALEST LASUITES!

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In LASU,
Everybody is rugged in his or her own way
No girl wants to compete with a girl who claims she got her her skirt for 10K when she knows she can get same for #150 at iyanaba
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No guy wants to argue with the guy wearing PUMA sneakers of 25K when he can get PAMU for #4K at alaba
You wear Tommy Hilfigher of 45K
They wear Toomy Hillfinger of 2K
Your Shoe rack is full of the latest NIKE sneakers
NIKA sneakers can cover feet too
Mae bodi sha no naked
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You are Using infinix
He/She is Using Itel
Both can Whatsapp and make
Call, afterall yours doesn't predict the future
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You Come to School with your Ferrari
He/She comes in a commercial bus
You both are entering the class room with your legs
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Being a slay queen, you made hair of 150K@ shoprite,the other made hers @ okoko for 1k
You both are looking neat
Afterall, you can't kukuma paste a price tag on the hair to buttress the price
Both na fine hair
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As a Guy of Omo-Olowo university you barbed a style
A celebrity just had recently which was noted to be about 20K cheapest price in Nigeria ! Yay! Ekabo
Boda Shakiru @ Igbo-elerin bus stop can do the same for lasuites for #500
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You eat Baked Noodles at your cafeteria
They eat cooked one at their
Outlet
Both are coming out from your anus as feces
No Lasuites wants to lose his real self with fake life
He/She Can Afford-Cool! You would even Bow at the High Rate of Charisma That will be emanating from Such Lasuite
He/She Can't -Smile goes on
When they know the popular saying of
"Every bodi na king for im Lane"
&
"And first to submit no be first to pass"
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From Faculty Management Science /Faculty Of Social Sciences Down To Faculty of Education! All Those Ones are very Down to Earth in Their Dealings, Although MassCom, Faculty Of Law and School Of Transport Might Be Trailing On the Path Of Claiming Posh, It still Doesn't Curb their Innate Lasuite Spirit Because Other Faculties Like Education, Fss/Fms is there to make their heads Straight when they make a slight Mistake of forgetting the Student of What institution they are (Awa o kin shey OMO get inside)
How about  Sciences and Art whose Environment is a meeting point  for all Lasuite
College of Medicine and Engineering who happen to be off campus, they are both the element of blood is thick than water for they are there in a twinkle of an eye when we need them
Although We all have our beefing moments but
"Issa Lasuite Something "
Savagery & Sense is our middle name
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So much survival instinct
EveryBody is a Scholar
Even the Marshals
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NB: Why will they think of suicide When they are not Bothered about fiction
Why would they think they
Don't have enough when they
Have got what's sustaining them?
A Lasuites Life is Too Precious to be ended by a #50 Otapiapia or #200 Sniper
Being REAL
Is
Being a LASUITE
©Edu Ziyadah Oluwafunmylola


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